President Reagan Dies at Age 93
Random images and thoughts from a misplaced Minnesota Diva trying to survive in Wisconsin.
9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to."
8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!"
7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm."
6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."
5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"
4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
3. "The coffee machine is broken..."
2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..."
And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...
1. "Are you here to remind me about my coffee break?"
I know you all know how to do these things... :-) Have fun :-)
1. What time is it?
2. Name as it appears on your Birth Certificate?
Hoochie, drc, Grace, Petunia, Pookinella (Don't ask)
4. Number of candles on your last birthday cake?
6. Date that you regularly blow them out?
2 Cats. One Black (Spike), One White (Snotface)
8. Favorite animal?
Horses and cats
I have 3. Sparrow on my right shoulder. Hummingbirds on my upper right arm and left ankle.
10. How much do you love your job?
12. Favorite vacation spot?
Anywhere but here
13. Ever been to Africa?
No, and no desire to go
14. Stolen any traffic signs?
15. Ever been in a car accident?
Yes. Two. One I was a passenger, the second was not my fault.
16. Croutons or Bacon bits?
Bacon bits on everything.
17. 2 Door or 4 door car?
I have a minivan
18. Salad Dressing?
Ranch or 1000 Island
19. Favorite Pie?
Don't really like pies
20. Favorite number?
44 (Hank Aaron's jersey number)
21. Favorite Movie?
Too many to choose. Bull Durham, Too Wong Foo, Exit To Eden, etc.
22. Favorite Color?
23. Favorite Holiday?
St Patrick's Day
24. Favorite Food?
25. Favorite day of the week?
26. Favorite brand of body soap?
27. Favorite TV shows?
Kid's Crest bubblegum flavor
Don't wear any
31. Favorite smell?
Patrick right after a shower
32. What do you do to relax?
Answer stupid surveys
33. Favorite Fast Food place?
34. When was your last hospital visit?
For myself? August, 1994
For someone else? March, 2002
35. How many times did you fail your driver's license test?
Originally at 16? Once
Last time I had to test? Zero
36. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
37. What do you do when you are bored?
Write in my blog
38. Furthermost place you sent this message?
39. Who will respond the fastest?
40. Least likely to respond?
See Answer to #39
41. What time is it now?
This is just wrong!