Potty Break

What is it about men and bathrooms?

 

While women can spend several hours in a bathroom cleaning up and putting on makeup, a man can spend several hours in there taking a crap.

 

I mean hours.  Asshole spends at least an hour or two every day sitting on the toilet taking a dump.

 

Every man I have ever known spends at least 30 minutes sitting on the toilet.

 

I can barely sit still that long when I am giving blood.  How the hell do they do it?

 

I get in there, get the job done, and get out.

 

Is it because I have squeezed out 4 kids?  And thus have better muscle control?

 

Or is it just because they are lazy and don't want to get off the pot to help around the house?

 

I wish someone could solve this problem for me...It really bothers me.