gsp Thoughts From A Diva: 12/12/04 - 12/19/04

Thoughts From A Diva

Random images and thoughts from a misplaced Minnesota Diva trying to survive in Wisconsin.

Thursday, December 16, 2004

Drunken Wisdom

Drunken Wisdom

Funny, funny stuff!

Meme: Stlen from Eric

Three names you go by:
... drc
... Dee (at work, I hate it!)
... Diva

Three screennames you have:
... drcdiva
... minnesotadiva
... wisconsindiva

Three things you like about yourself:
... Not afraid of going to new places and meeting new people
... Love to move to new places
... I can do anything I want to do

Three things you hate/dislike about yourself:
... My weight
... I have no backbone when it comes to men
... My temper

Three parts of your heritage:
... Scottish
... Irish
... Welsh

Three things that scare you:
... Losing a child
... Things that go bump in the night
... Stephen King

Three of your everyday essentials:
... Caffeine in any form
... Internet access
... A hug from my kids or Pat

Three things you are wearing right now:
... A pink sweater
... Underwear
... Black boots

Three of your favorite bands/artists (at the moment):
... Queen
... Toby Keith
... Montgomery Gentry

Three of your favorite songs at present:
... Suds In The Bucket - Sara Evans
... Turn It Up - Montgomery Gentry
... Mr Mom - Diamond Rio(?)

Three new things you want to try in the next 12 months:
... Riding solo on a motorcycle
... Downhill skiing
... Sex in the snow

Three things you want in a relationship (love is a given):
... Laughter
... Patience
... Dirty mind

Two truths and a lie:
... My Great-Grandfather and Great-Great Uncle rode with the James Gang
... I have had sex live and on stage
... I am 5'9" and Blonde

Three physical things about the opposite sex (or same) that appeal to you:
... Nice, large hands (on men)
... A nice butt (men or women)
... A great smile (anyone)

Three things you just can't do:
... Kill a cat
... Beat my children
... Stick a needle in my arm

Three of your favorite hobbies:
... Reading
... Surfing the 'Net
... Sex

Three things you want to do really badly right now:
... Go home
... Go pee
... Take a nap

Three careers you're considering:
... Automotive Repair Shop Manager
... Executive assistant
... Telephone operator

Three places you want to go on vacation:
... Australia
... Fiji
... Alaska

Three kids names:
... Anthony
... Lucas
... Meghan

Three things you want to do before you die:
... Kiss Eric
... Ride a motorcycle across the USA
... Ride naked through Sturgis during Bike Week

My Grumpa

My Grumpa will be 93 in a couple of months. A few years ago, when he
was 89, he decided to learn how to use the computer.

Ever since then, he has regularly sent us all e-mails. We even set up
an e-group so he only had to send to one address.

Every year, he would tell us about what he planted in the garden and
how the cows were doing.

And he always signed his e-mails "Love, Grumpa".

Two weeks ago, my Grumpa tripped and fell in his garage. He cracked
his hip and had to have 3 pins put in to hold it together.

He never really recovered.

Last night, my mother sent me an IM to let me know they were headed to
Idaho to be with Grumpa. He has been taken to my aunt's house and was
not expected to live the night.

As of 7:10 this morning, he was still holding on, but we do not expect
it to be much longer.


--
drc
http://divajokes.blogspot.com