gsp Thoughts From A Diva: 11/30/03 - 12/7/03

Thoughts From A Diva

Random images and thoughts from a misplaced Minnesota Diva trying to survive in Wisconsin.

Saturday, December 06, 2003

Boy, is this ever true!

you are darkviolet

Your dominant hues are blue and magenta. You're the one who goes to all the parties but doesn't quite fit in at every one... you know what you want, but are afraid of what the world might think of it. You're a little different and that's okay with them, and if you're smart it's okay with you too.

Your saturation level is very high - you are all about getting things done. The world may think you work too hard but you have a lot to show for it, and it keeps you going. You shouldn't be afraid to lead people, because if you're doing it, it'll be done right.

Your outlook on life is brighter than most people's. You like the idea of influencing things for the better and find hope in situations where others might give up. You're not exactly a bouncy sunshine but things in your world generally look up.
the html color quiz


You're just the happy go-lucky type. You might have
your pet peeves, but other than that, you're
mainly calm. Blending in with your
surroundings, you're the type of person who
everyone likes. Usually it's you who cracks
jokes at social gatherings - after all,
laughter is the best medicine. Sometimes you
pretend to be stupid, but in all actuality, you
could be the next Einstein.

What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
brought to you by Quizilla Protesters turn on Jesse Jackson during rally

Good Grief!

Does Jesse Jackson really consider himself on the same level as Jesus or Dr. King?????

"They lashed out at Dr. King, they lashed out at Nelson Mandela, they lashed out at Jesus, so all of those who fight for change become the object of frustration," said Rev. Jesse Jackson, Rainbow-Push Coalition. | Fake cancer patient jailed (December 6, 2003)

Glenn Rycroft, a former airline steward, was told by Judge John Burke, that his actions had been "mean, wicked and indeed heartless".


Politicians Are All The Same

Drunk senator forced to quit (December 7, 2003)

See? Americans aren't the only nation to have stupid politicians!

Something To Offend Everyone

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.

What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.

What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.

Why is Chelsea Clinton so homely?
Because Janet Reno is her real father.

How did the tugboat get AIDs?
It was rear-ended by a ferry.

Define "Egghead:"
What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.

What do you call a smart blonde?
A golden retriever.

What do attorneys use for birth control?
Their personalities.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?
45 minutes.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just sit there in the dark and bitch.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring,and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

Why don't bunnies make noise when they have sex?
Because they have cotton balls.

What's the difference between a porcupine and lawyer in a BMW?
A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant?
"Are you sure it's mine?"

What's the difference between Beer Nuts and Deer Nuts?
Beer Nuts are $1, and Deer Nuts are always just under a buck.

Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?
Mace will do that to you.

Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Everyone has the same DNA.

Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.

Why do drivers' education classes in Redneck schools use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.

What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat."

Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

What does it mean when the flag at the Post Office is flying at half-mast?
They're hiring.

What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage --- along with a recipe.

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the "F" word?
Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO!

What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time ..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit ..."

Why is there no Disneyland in China?
No one's tall enough to go on the good rides.

Christmas Tree

We do not have a Christmas tree. Mainly because we will not be home for Christmas. But if I was gong to have a Christmas tree, this is the one I want.

Stupid Women

This woman and her hsuband need to have serious counseling.

Donkers said her husband ordered her by cell phone to breast-feed their 7-month-old daughter to save time while she drove on the turnpike May 8. Police stopped Donkers after a trucker who saw her holding the baby on her lap called 911.

Donkers testified she did nothing wrong because the couple's religious beliefs require her to follow her husband's directives. They belong to the First Christian Fellowship for Eternal Sovereignty, which has a history of challenging the government

And people wonder why I have a problem with organized religion? I know, not all religions are this way, but there are so many out there with stupid rules and ideas.

Hello World

Okay, so I have had the week from hell. Thank god it is all over now. I have two days to relax before I have to go back to that hell hole called work.

Anyway, Christmas is coming. Bah humbug! No, I am not a Christmas person.

In other news, my roommate has just found out she is pregnant. She was upset about it at first, but now has gotten extremely excited. She and her b/f are now talking about getting a place together, but we will see.

I am going to Missouri next weekend. Going to see my son and a bunch of my friends. Taking my oldest boy with me. I can hardly wait to go down there.

I don't have much to say, just wanted to post a little bit.

Wednesday, December 03, 2003

Life Sucks

Yes, it does. In a big way.

Works sucks. Home sucks. Love sucks. Everything sucks.

Yesterday was my one year anniversary at my job. I got my first eval. It sucked. I have to have another one in 3 months. It sucked really bad.

Then I got home tonight and the s/o about ripped my head off for something that wasn't even my fault.

Sometimes I wish it would all just GO AWAY!

Tuesday, December 02, 2003

I'm still here

Yes, I survived Thanksgiving.

I'm just in a bit of a funk.

I'll be back. It just may take me a while.

Be patient.

Monday, December 01, 2003

Home Again

Well, I am home. But too exhausted to write anything.

Be patient. I will be back in form tomorrow.