Road Trip

Last night, I was chatting on the phone with my friend P. She and I were talking about how long it would take for me to drive up to her house in Northern Minnesota. I said it was strange that I could make road trips to Missouri that lasted 9 or more hours, but I had trouble making it up to see her. She only lives about 4-1/2 hours from me.

So after we got off the phone, I packed a bag, threw my daughter in the car and got here about 11:30 last night.

P was asleep, and I think we surprised her.

Yea!! No boring weekend sitting at home watching the s/o drink himself to death.

I am so excited! I need to do this more often.

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Solar Burst

Is this why I have been having nightmares the last few nights?

Horrible, horrible nightmares. Wake-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night-with-blood-curdling-screams nightmares.

I wish they wouyld go away.

Puking

What kinds of phrases do you use for the word "vomit"?

Everyone knows "Worshipping the porcelain god". But what about "Calling Ralph on the big white phone"?

Any others?

Acidman's Questions

1) Does anybody really see a correlation between the size of a man's feet or his nose and the size of his penis?

No, not their nose or feet, but their hands. The larger the hands, the larger the penis. I've seen that theory proven multiple times.

2) If you are a woman, would you ever get a tit-job? If so, why?

Nope. Mine are plenty big. ANd I wouldn't want to go smaller. I have had them this long, I might as well keep 'em.

3) If you are a man, would you buy a bionic Roscoe if your dick quit working? If so, why?

I'm not a man so I guess I can't say what I would do.

4) Did you ever sleep with someone and wake up in the morning unable to remember their name? If not, WHY NOT?

Yep. When I was in the military. Happened a couple times.

5) Which would you rather have for a pet? A DOG or a CAT? If you answer "cat," you've got some serious explaining to do.

A CAT! Cats do not wake me up in the middle of the night licking their balls.

6) Do you eat grits for breakfast?

No, I have found that they just don't taste the same in the Northern half of the US.

7) What is the most dumb-ass thing you ever did in your life? Was it fun or has it haunted you for years?

I had sex on stage in front of about 30 people. It was a blast.

8) Do you exceed the speed limit regularly when you drive, or just do it occasionally? Don't tell me that you NEVER SPEED you lying shit! Tell the truth!

Speed limit? What's that?

9) Describe the happiest day you can remember living.

The day my entire family (all 64 of us) got together for a family reunion and we laid on the roof and made fun of all the aunts in the picnic house.

10) Do you believe that some things are worth dying for? If so, name one thing worth dying for and tell me why you feel so strongly about it.

My kids are worth dying for. If it was my life or theirs, I would willingly give mine. Actually, I would feel that way about any child.

Picture

Since everyone seems to be posting pics, I thought I would show mine.

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Sex

Sugarmama has some very good points about the sexual revolution and how it has (and hasn't) affected women.

When I met my s/o, he was a very quiet, modest unassuming man. He had been with a total of six women in his lifetime. We were both in our early 30's. I had been with several very understanding men who had shown me how much fun sex could be.

In P, I found a man that I could show all that to. We have discovered new ways of doing almost everything. New for us anyway. Even after 6 years, we are still discovering new things about sex and each other.

We ahve no modesty in our house. We leave the door open when we pee. We leave the door open when we shower or change clothes. Our kids have seen us naked. We have seen our kids naked. It is no big deal.

The other day, I had an Undercover Wear party. One of my associates from work would not even look at a catalog. She was so embarrassed by it, she couldn't even bring herself to look at it.

I feel sorry for her. She has a wonderful, sweet husband and 3 beautiful kids. But what is going to happen in the future for her? Will she always be afraid of being naked in front of her husband? We talk about it a lot. I sleep in the nude. She can't even imagine it. She has to be completely covered from head to toe before she will open the bathroom door.

This is not some Islamic woman, but a beautiful, young Minnesota native. I didn't realize there were still women like that out there. I moved to Minnesota from Las Vegas and every one out there is very open-minded. I came to Minnesota and have discovered a whole new world.

I love Minnesota and the people. But I miss the sexuality of Vegas.

Rush Limbaugh

This is an article about a guy saying he had a homosexual relationship with Limaugh in the early seventies.

How ironic would that be? I cannot stand Rush Limbaugh. He makes me want to puke.

I have several close friends that are gay and what that man says about them is just plain rude.

When I worked in the jail, all the officers loved him. They thought he was the best thing since sliced bread. With all his drug shenannigans and now this, Rush is on a downhill slide.

Will he ever make a comeback? I hope not.

Ya-Ya

I just finished reading The Divine Secrets of The Ya-Ya Sisterhood.

Excellent book. I enjoyed the movie, but the book was so much better. They left a lot out of the movie. It was great getting more in depth in both Vivi's and Sidda's characters.

I would recommend this book to any woman.

Wedding Anniversary

Today is my 8th Wedding Anniversary. I married William in Carson City, NV, on October 20, 1995.

It was really cool. We eloped after work one day. I wore a pretty green dress and he had on jeans and a nice shirt. My kids were all there. It was in a haunted house that served as a wedding chapel.

16 months later, I kicked him and his methamphetamine buddies out of my house. That was the night he took a swing at me. He stalked me for a while, then I called his mommy. She came and got him and I never saw him again.

I have not seen William since February, 1997. I hope I never see him again.

Happy Anniversary.

Stupid MIS Idiots

So, at work we are using :Windows2000 Server (some are still on WINNT), MS Office 97, and now Outlook 2000. We just received the Outlook. We had Groupwise for a long time. They switched us all over with no training, no nothing. Just a letter that said, "We're gonna do this. Too bad if you don't like it."

So, I have been teaching everyone how to use Outlook in my spare time.

Now, they hae decided they are going to upgrade Office to 2000. Excuse me, but why? We are going to upgrade to something that is already obsolete? Office 2003 comes out tomorrow, people! Get a clue!

This is so aggravating. You ask those guys anything and all they say is "Reboot your machine!"

Yeah, and that will make the whole system better, right?

Arrrrghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!