Tough Chicks

I found this via Jack.

 

I meet almost all the criteria.  Except I am neither petite, dainty nor beautiful.

 

But I can clear a bar.  And I prefer most days to drink Windsor and Cokes.  I don't like margaritas.  Ruins the tequila.

 

Hmmm...his definition of a Tough Chick seems to be centered on physically attractive women.  Tough Chicks aren't always physically attractive, but we always get laid.