Tuesday is Choose Day

Would you rather:

1. one day at a job you like, have your boss catch you masturbating OR sending out resumes to other employers?


Sending out resumes. Masturbating at work? Eeeewwww!!!!


2. be seen on a date with a beautiful woman that was actaully a man OR be seen on a date with a really ugly skank that smelled bad (courtesy of genuine)


Beautiful man. (Done this one, actually)


3. be on a totally nude beach all day long (with no chance of escape) without any kind of sunscreen or shade OR use the nastiest construction-site port-o-potty (out of severe need) that is lacking toilet paper? (courtesy of shaunacat)


Nude Beach. Just keep flipping. And bury yourself in sand.


4. be the first one to know the world is ending OR be the last one to know the world is ending? (courtesy of ilgondo)


I want to be the first. There is so much I would like to do and say.