Ditties

I said ditties not titties!

Acidman sang a theme song on his site, but it reminded me of this ditty that my other half sings on a regular basis:

Stranded
Stranded On The Toilet Bowl
What do you do when you're stranded?
Wish for a roll.


Or, what about this one?

It's about time,
It's about space,
It's about time I smack your face!

Or

Rob is a nut
He has a bug butt
Every time he turns around,
He goes Putt! Putt!

LOL!!!!