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A man goes to see Mel Gibson's new movie, The Passion,
and is inspired to take his family to Israel to see the
places where Jesus lived and died. His mother-in-law joins them.

While on vacation his mother-in-law dies.
An undertaker in Tel Aviv explains that they can ship
the body home to Kentucky at a cost of $10,000 or
the mother-in-law could be buried in Israel for US $500.

The man says, "We'll ship her home."
The undertaker asks, "Are you sure? That's an awfully
big expense and we can do a very nice burial here."
The man says, "Look, 2000 years ago they buried a guy here
and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can't take that chance."