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Thoughts From A Diva

Random images and thoughts from a misplaced Minnesota Diva trying to survive in Wisconsin.

Friday, February 23, 2007

Holy Water

Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill
and cook a venison steak.  But, all of Bubba's neighbors were
Catholic........and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from
eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing
such a  problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their
priest.  The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become
a Catholic.  After several classes and much study, Bubba attended
Mass........and  as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said,  "You were
born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic."
Bubba's neighbors were greatly relieved until Friday night arrived,
and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he
rushed into Bubba's yard clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he
stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted:  "You wuz
born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish."

1 Comments:

At 2/24/2007 5:30 PM , Blogger David Stefanini said...

I love the blog that you have. I was wondering if you would link my blog to yours and in return I would do the same for your blog. If you want to, my site name is American Legends and the URL is:

www.americanlegends.blogspot.com

If you want to do this just go to my blog and in one of the comments just write your blog name and the URL and I will add it to my site.

Thanks,
David

 

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