Joke For The Day

Two old ladies are sitting on a park bench smoking their cigarettes when it starts to rain.

The one old lady pulls a condom out of her purse, cuts off the end, and places the condom over the cigarette. Thus, her cigarette is not getting wet.

The other old lady thinks this is a pretty good idea.

So she goes to the drug store and asks the guy at the counter for a whole box of condoms.

"What size?" he asks.

"Big enough to fit a Camel."