It's Tuesday already?

Today is a special celebrity edition of tuesday is chooseday! so, either leave your answers or a link to your webpage with your responses.

Would you rather:

1. While camping, have to cut your arm off with a pocket knife because it got stuck under a boulder and you were trapped for three days OR suck snake venom out of a snake bite in richard simmons' ass?

I would have to cut my arm off. Because you can't cut your mouth off after touching Richard Simmons!!

2. Have both your feet amputated at the ankles OR be in a 10 round, bare-fisted, cage match with Mike Tyson?

Mike Tyson

3. Perform oral sex for 2 minutes on Paris Hilton OR Anna Nicole Smith?

Anna. I think she would be a lot more fun in bed.

4. Be in a big-budget, action flick with Paul Reubens (Pee Wee Herman) OR a low-budget, artsy film with Jesse Ventura?

This one is easy. Jesse all the way.