I need a maid...

Anyone want to do the dishes for me? And clean my kicthen?

I sure as hell don't want to. I hate cleaning. I am not domesticated at all. Until I lost my job a few months ago, Asshole did all that stuff. He cooked, cleaned, did the laundry, etc.

Now, I have to do it. I absolutely despise cooking and cleaning.

Arrghhhh!!!!