Missionaries

Electric Venom has a great post about Mormon Missionaries.

When we lived in Las Vegas, they would come around quite often. No matter what I said to those people, they would keep coming back.

One day, I got sick of it. I saw them coming. I stripped off all my clothes, lit a bunch of candles and made a circle of flowers in my living room.

When they knocked on the door, I opened it and asked if they were there to help with the circle.

I have never seen two boys turn so red and run so fast!!