Stolen from Eric

I have never....
( ) been drunk
( ) smoked pot
( ) kissed a member of the opposite sex
( ) kissed a member of the same sex
(x) crashed a friend's car
(x) been to japan
( ) ridden in a taxi
( ) had anal sex
( ) been in love
( ) had sex
( ) had sex in public
( ) been dumped
( ) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
( ) had a threesome
( ) snuck out of my parent's house
( ) been tied up
(x) been caught masturbating
( ) pissed on myself
( ) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) been arrested
( ) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
(x) celebrated new years in time square
(x) gone on a blind date
( ) lied to a friend
( ) had a crush on a teacher
(x) celebrated mardi-gras in new orleans
( ) been to europe
( ) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose
( ) had sex at the office (office, no...but at my place of work, yes...)
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children